You can find a gender neutral, causal version of this prayer here.
To You, I hail, my God of Wisdom and of Madness. I have seen You as a friend and confidant. I have learnt from You, as both a father and mentor. I have felt You as both a lover and partner. All that I ask of You, is that You hear my prayer. A prayer for courage and fortitude. A prayer for wisdom and inspiration. Your presence is one of euphoria. Please, I ask that You penetrate me, with Your mighty ever-ready spear. Fill me with Your ecstasy, Your passion. Letting it flow forth and drive me mad. I submit myself to You, as a willing sacrifice. I have accepted Your brand with pride. With the pride of a fierce warrior. With the love of a devoted wife. I will submit to Your granted maddening inspiration, letting it run wild and untamed. I will wield its force like a mighty hammer and use it to tear down all that impede my path. Leaving nothing standing in my wake. To You, I hail, All-Father
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