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Pughalla

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“Oh Loki, not another one!” Sigyn said dejectedly. “Aw, come on Siggy! This one was hurt and left by her former owners!” Loki retorted as He held a small odd-looking dog in His arms. The dog was black with big brown eyes. Her face was pushed in, and her tongue stuck out the side of her mouth. She was a pudgy little thing with a curled tail and short legs. She snorted happily in the god’s arms. Loki held up the little dog at Sigyn “Aw, come on Siggy! How can You say no to a face like this! Look at her cute little nose!” Sigyn crossed Her arms and looked away with a small smile on Her lips. She directed Her gaze at Her sons playing with a group of similar looking dogs. Loki brought the little dog back to His chest and patted the dog’s head. She signed and uncrossed Her arms and turned back to Loki “I’d love to keep her…but we just don’t have any more room around here.” She smiled at the little dog and reached to pet the dog’s head. Loki looked disappointed “Angie said the same thing…” He said sadly. “Well, maybe one more won’t hurt I guess, but You need to find somewhere else to take them, we have so many pugs!” Loki looked back to Sigyn with a childlike smile on His face. He kissed His goddess on Her cheek “I knew You’d come around.” Loki sat the pug on the ground, and she took off toward the two boys and the other pugs. “Her name is Anna.” Loki said, Sigyn smiled “well she is cute.” Loki turned to leave and Sigyn took a hold of His wrist to stop Him “I mean it Loki, You need to find another place, a bigger one if You intend to bring more of them home.” She spoke. He sighed “I know, I know. But first I need to deliver a little payback.” He said darkly “what they did to that poor little girl was horrid. Time to get even.” Sigyn let go of Loki’s wrist and sighed “Ok, if You must. But remember what I said.” “Yep, promise, gotta go, love You.” He said quickly as He disappeared in a puff of colorful smoke. 

    As Loki finished up delivering some much-needed karma to Anna’s former owners He happened upon another little pug wandering the street. “Oh, you are an old one, aren’t ya?” He said to Himself. The pug was an old faun, its face all gray and walked slowly. It came trotting up to Loki trying to wag its stubby little tail. Loki knelt to pet the pug and the pug snorted happily as Loki scratched its ears. “So little one, what is your name?” A sound caught His attention, Loki heard sobbing not far from where He was. The little pug started walking in the direction of the sobbing and Loki followed. Not long after Loki and the pug came upon a family of a young man and an older woman, crying outside of a car. The young man in a wheelchair was holding something wrapped in a brown blanket and was sobbing mournfully. The older woman was doing her best to console him. “Winston! My Winston! Please wake up!” The young man’s cries were heartbreaking to Loki. He looked down at the old pug “so your name would be Winston then?” The pug tried to paw at his owner, but the crying man didn’t react. Winston tried barking but his barks fell on deaf ears. Loki walked over to the mourning man and stroked his head gently. The young man looked up only to see that there was no one there. “Come on, honey. Put Winston in the car and we’ll take him to Dr. Smith. We’ll have his ashes in no time dear. I promise.” The young man nodded as he laid the blanket in the back seat of the car. Loki picked up Winston and held him close, they watched as the woman helped the man into the car and then get in herself and drive off. Winston’s cries and whimpers made Loki tear up. The little pug wanted to be with his owner but was not able to anymore. Loki smiled sadly “Well little guy, you want to come home with me?” the pug looked up at Loki and tried to lick His face. “Heh, I’ll take that as a yes.” Loki and Winston vanished in a puff of colorful smoke. 

    Loki and Winston appeared in front of Angrboda’s home in the Ironwoods. “Ok, Winston, just act casual and let Me do the talking, ok.” Winston barked happily. Loki walked up to the door and before He could knock the door opened. Angrboda stood at the entrance with crossed arms and a stern look on Her face. “Hey, Angie. I see You are looking particularly beautiful today.” He said smoothly. “I see that pug hiding behind You. What did I say about bringing more here?” She said sternly. “Last one. I swear! Siggy already said I had to find another place. I just don’t know where.” Loki shrugged. Winston came trotting out from behind Loki and looked up at Angrboda with a hint of loneliness in his big brown eyes. Angrboda returned the look stone-faced. The pug continued to stare back. Loki found the staring contest amusing and chuckled. Finally, Angrboda’s face softened, and She sighed “oh fine! He can stay. But this is the last one!” Winston slowly but happily pranced passed Angrboda and into the house. “Well, come in. We have some things to discuss.” Angrboda went inside and Loki followed Her in.  

    Angrboda seated Herself in a chair next to the hearth and Loki flopped down cross-legged on the floor. He whistled and then braced Himself. What sounded like a hundred wolves running turned out to be a few dozen little pugs! Pugs of various sizes and shapes; colors ranging from faun, black and the occasional brindle and white. Some missing eyes or some had scars and patches of fur missing. Dozens of button-nosed pugs came galloping into the room where Loki and Angrboda sat. They swarmed Loki pushing Him to the ground licking and pawing at the Trickster. The cacophony of snorts, grunts, and happy yelps made Loki laugh; they even drew out laughter from the Mistress of the Ironwood. Loki finally managed to sit back up and move some of the pugs around. Winston sat nearby watching the mob and made a sad whimper. Loki looked to Winston and motioned with both His arms “come here, come here Winston. Come meet your new family!” Winston barked happily and went over to meet the other pugs. After the swarm of pugs calmed down Angrboda spoke “Loki…I do not have any more room here to care for more pugs.” Loki looked downcast as one of the pugs walked into His lap and made itself at home. She continued “You need to either stop bringing them or find somewhere larger to keep them.” As much as She hated to admit it Angrboda loved having the little pugs around and hated seeing Loki looking so depressed. “Well, what about Hel? Have You asked Her if She can take them? She has more than enough room. Which She should be receiving them anyhow.” Loki chuckled nervously “Well there is a teeny problem with that though.” Angrboda raised an eyebrow “I kinda talked Her into letting me take the pugs instead of Her getting them.” Angrboda rubbed Her forehead “I’m not even going to ask how You managed that.” A smile spread across Loki’s face, and He looked up to Angrboda and exclaimed “We can build a bigger place! A hall just for them! I’ll call it Pughalla!” Angrboda chuckled “Really? Pughalla? Do You really think that Old uptight Aesir will let You?” Loki moved the pug that was in His lap off and got up off the floor. “No worries, I’ll convince the Old Man to let us build it, no problem.” Angrboda chuckled again “As long as it does not turn into another fiasco like The Wall.” Loki stuck His tongue out at the giantess and mockingly said “it’s not gonna turn out like the wall.” Loki scooped up Winston “Come on Winston, how about you be the ambassador for all pug-kind?” Winston snorted happily and Loki kissed the pug on its head. “Well Angie, I’ve got a plan and now to see Ol’ Grimmy about it.” Angrboda walked Loki and his companion to the door and seen them off “Be careful and take care of Winston.” She said while waving. 

    Loki and Winston arrived in Asgard “let’s see, hopefully the Old Man is here, and didn’t decide to wander off again.” Loki said to Winston smiling. He turned His sight to the Great Hall “Let’s try there first.” Loki strode over to the Great Hall with little Winston in His arms. He got to the doors and could hear talking which He found odd. Valhalla is usually filled with the revelry of warriors, singing and music of the skalds but all He heard was some quiet talking. He opened the doors and found just who He was looking for; Odin and He was in the company of Thrud: Thor’s Valkyrie daughter. The two were talking quietly when Loki entered the hall. Loki made His way over to the Asgardians. Thrud gave Loki a scowl and He purred at Her like a cat, and She groaned in disgust. She bid farewell to the All-Father and left, marching past Loki and the pug. “Eh, so moody.” He said blowing a raspberry at the Valkyrie. Odin cleared His throat “What is it You want Loki?” Loki turned His attention to Odin. “Ah, my favorite King of Asgard. You’re looking quite…worried actually. What’s going on?” Loki asked looking at the empty hall. Odin stroked His long white beard and sighed “it seems that Heidrun has gone missing.” “So that’s why the hall is so empty?” Loki asked. Odin put His arms behind His back “I have the warriors and Valkyries out looking for her. Now what is it You want Loki.” Odin asked with a hint of annoyance in His voice. Odin turned and walked to His seat and sat down. “Ah, well I was coming with the intent of sharing something fantastic with You.” Odin looked unamused; then His eye was drawn to the animal that Loki was holding. “What is that?” Odin questioned. Loki looked down and a happy Winston. “Oh, this is Winston.” Loki said holding the pug up to the All-Father. “Winston?” “Yes! He’s a called a pug.” Loki said excitedly. “Hmm, Your new pet, I am guessing.” Odin said. “Odd little creature.” He added. Loki put Winston down and the pug hopped up one step to Odin’s feet and sat there looking up at Him. Odin looked down at the dog curiously, observing the features of the dog. Loki crossed His arms and had a smile on His face “Come on Winston, win Him over! Use that charm!” Odin turned His eye back to Loki “You want to construct a new hall for these little creatures?” Odin said sternly. “Were You spying on Me again?” Loki said annoyed. “Anything You bring here will be nothing but trouble, the answer is no.” Loki’s mood soured “Oh come on! You let Freja keep all those cats!” Loki said angrily. “Freja does not bring chaos to Asgard. Need I remind You of the llama incident?”  Loki crossed His arms and pouted “Oh, please. Sven was already missing those fingers and besides they grew back, he’s just a whiner.” Loki retorted. Odin rubbed His temples “Loki it ate Thor’s mushrooms and began to wreak havoc across Asgard! It took all the Valkyries, Tyr, and most of the warriors to rein it in!” Loki shrugged “Well she was hungry. Thor should have put them up.” Odin pounded a fist on the arm of His throne “My answer is still no!” 

    Winston pawed at the grumpy ruler and whined. Odin looked down at the face of the pug. His big brown eyes staring back at the divine ruler. “What is it little one?” Odin asked. Winston tried as he could to hop into All-Father’s lap but was struggling. Odin felt a tinge of guilt watching the old little pug trying to jump. Odin leaned down and brought the pug into His lap. Winston snorted happily in the god’s lap. Odin observed Winston’s face. He noted how gray his face was, how wizened his eyes seem to look. Odin stroked His beard “You are an odd little beast. Your eyes are big, and your nose is pushed in. Your tail curled.” Odin patted Winston’s head. “Loki, what is this animal’s name?” Loki grumbled out “Winston.” Odin chuckled “Winston.” Winston sat tall and proudly in Odin’s lap and snorted; this elicited a chuckle from The High One. “Hmm he is quite the charming beast I must admit.” He took Winston off His lap and sat him down. Winston seemed disappointed at this and whimpered sadly and walked back to Loki and Loki still pouting knelt to pet Winston. Odin’s two wolves entered the hall and made their way to their Master’s side. “Ah, Geri, Freki, you’ve finally returned.” He said patting Freki’s head. The wolves sat at Odin’s side, they had seen both Loki and Winston and snarled. Winston not wanting to be bullied barked back. As he barked, he also bounced and was not willing to back down. Loki worried that the wolves might attack, scooped Winston up in His arms, but the little pug still barked. Odin laughed heartily “That Winston has the soul a wolf! Enough Geri, Freki.” He commanded the wolves to cease, and they obeyed. Loki put Winston down and he proudly trotted over to Odin’s feet. Odin leaned down and scooped up Winston and put him in His lap. “Well, Winston, would you like to stay with Me here in Valhall?” Winston barked and yelped happily, wagging his curly tail. Odin chuckled. “Loki, I’ve decided to change My mind.” Loki looked up in surprise at a smiling Odin. “What was that?” Loki asked. “You may build Your hall! If all pugs are like Winston here, then…they are not so bad.” Loki jumped in excitement “Yes! I guess I don’t have to burn down Thor’s Hall after all!” Odin stopped and glared at Loki “what was that Loki?” Loki stopped and laughed nervously “Oh nothing, I gotta get going, lots to do! See ya later Grim, Winston!” and at that Loki disappeared in a puff of smoke. 

    Loki reappeared out front of His and Sigyn’s home. He rushed inside excited to tell Her the great news. As He stepped inside Loki was mobbed by a herd of happy pugs, snorts, and happy grunts greeted the elated god of mischief. The pugs brought a laughing Loki to His knees, He grabbed at whatever pug was closest and hugged it. The pug returned the affection with happy snorts and face licks. Sigyn came in from another room to find Loki on the floor laughing. Sigyn smiled and clapped at the pugs “Okay, come on, off, off, get off Loki.” The pugs dispersed and Loki was left laughing on the floor. He looked up at Sigyn with a huge grin on His face. He jumped to His feet and grabbed Sigyn by Her waist and dipped Her. “Loki! What is this about!?” She asked smiling and giggling. Loki kissed Her and brought Her back up. “You’ll never believe it! We’re gonna build a hall for the pugs!” Loki exclaimed. Sigyn hugged Loki “That’s wonderful! Angrboda told Me what Your plan was. I guess it worked.” He broke from Her and picked up a pug “Yes! We’re going to build Pughalla!” Loki danced with the pug in His arms “Oh, it’ll be a grand hall! Fluffy beds! Lots of toys! All the snackies they could want!” He said gleefully. Sigyn smiled as She watched a joyful Loki dance around the room “Uh, Loki I also wanted to tell You something as well.” Loki stopped “Hopefully good news…right? It is good?” She giggled “Yes, Sif came by and wanted to take a pug with Her! She fell in love with one that had three legs.” Loki cocked His head to the side “Well did You give Her him? Sigyn clasped Her hands together “Well I did, I was hoping maybe if Thor liked him, it might help sway Lord Odin’s decision.” Loki put the pug down and went over to Sigyn and hugged Her tight “You are one amazing goddess.” She smiled “well it was that or Angrboda was going to set fire to Thor’s Hall.” Loki snickered and whispered to Himself “Oh, Angie…You beautiful, clever, witch…You know me so well.” Sigyn crossed Her arms and rose and eyebrow “Please try not to destroy any more halls.” Loki stuck His tongue out at Her “Fine!” “We have so much work to do!” Loki exclaimed. 

    Several months later: “This is a grand hall! Fit for the mightiest of beasts!” Thor bellowed happily as He held a small brindle pug with three legs. “Indeed, it is. I love these little pugs they’re so cute and playful.” said Freyr as He knelt to pet a faun pug. Freja smiled kindly as She held a small white pug puppy in Her arms. Loki was inside inspecting the new building with Angrboda accompanying Him. “I have to say Arvid, you and your company do great work.” Loki said happily as He walked through the new enormous hall. “You know it.” Arvid said proudly. They stopped at a large pedestal at the end of the room. On top was a bronze statue of pug that resembled Winston. Loki looked up at the statue with big grin on His face. “Seven hundred and ninety rooms, each that can easily hold six hundred animals!” “Luxury cooking space, so that there is adequate room to prepare meals.” Arvid said explaining the details of the hall, he motioned for Loki and Angrboda to follow him. They stopped at a very large room outfitted with different play equipment and littered with toys “And as requested a “playroom” for the dogs.” Angrboda wrinkled Her brow “This is nice but what about the field I requested, the dogs need room to run outside too, you can’t just keep them cooped up inside all the time.” Arvid put his hands up “I’m getting to that, follow me.” Arvid led the couple to large double doors that were in the kitchen, he opened it and led them to a sprawling field filled with green grass, a plethora of shady trees and a shallow, clear as the sky lake with never ending fresh water. Angrboda put Her hands on Her hips “good, very good. And the barrier?” Arvid nodded “The All-Father Himself put up the barrier, so I’ll take that off Your bill.” Loki looked shocked “Odin made the barrier Himself?” Arvid nodded “yep, He just showed up, kicked the other shaman out and took over.” Arvid shrugged “I’m not gonna argue. Your dogs will be safe from any predators or stray weapons” Loki chuckled “the big old softy.” He said quietly to Himself. Arvid took out a paper from his bag and handed it to Loki. “One hundred pounds of silver and thirty pounds of gold! This is outrageous! How am I supposed to pay you?!” Loki slapped His forehead. “Wait why are you charging anyways?!” Arvid put his hands on his hips “well I had to get the materials from somewhere! Do you know how much I had to pay the dwarves to come here, at night I remind you to construct the statue and most of the kitchen!” “I was looking all over Asgard for people that have up-to-date knowledge on Midgard that are not in Hel!” Arvid exclaimed. “Need I remind You I died in nineteen ninety-six, I’ve been out of the loop, do You know what year it is on Midgard?! Two thousand twenty!” Arvid was fuming now. Loki threw His hands up in defeat “fine, fine, you made your point I’ll pay.” Loki said. Arvid nodded “good, I’ll be going now.” Loki watched as Arvid left the field. Loki looked around “This is perfect Angie! They’ll love this place!” Angrboda nodded “it is very nice. Well, I should be returning home now.” Loki pulled Angrboda in for a kiss She returned it and then parted. She vanished in a purple aura leaving behind black rose petals. Loki left the field and returned to the main part of the hall where He was greeted by the other gods and a swarm of pugs. The pugs knocked Loki to the floor and bombarded Him with licks. The god was overwhelmed and eventually succumbed to His slobbering fate and the other gods laughed at the loveable attack. Loki finally managed to sit up; Odin approached with Winston in His arms and observed the hall. “A fine hall for these little ones. Let it be known that all the dogs known as Pugs, will be brought here by Loki son of Laufey after they have passed. You, Loki are now ruler of this hall: Pughalla.” Odin declared Loki laughed and cheered “Yes! Pughalla!” 

The Christmas Pug

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Loki dashed from the bar with a smug and gleeful grin spread across His face, as a mob of angry people chased Him into the street. The night was cold, and a light snow began to fall, Loki looked down at a small animal that had clung to His side. He picked it up without looking and held it close to Him. The creature’s coarse gray fur brushed against Loki’s arm making Him look down. He held a ratty and tired looking raccoon. “Hey, you!” a deep burly voice shouted making Loki look up “don’t you ever come back here, ya hear!” the voice belonged to a large, bearded man wearing a leather vest and dark colored jeans. He was very clearly angry as he launched an assault of foul language at Loki and the raccoon. A smaller and lanky, greasy looking man walked out from behind the large man, the front of his shirt was covered in blood, and he held his nose. “If I ever see you or that disease riddled thing again, I’ll kill ya both!” the big man shouted as he helped the smaller man back inside the bar, and the mob followed them back inside. 

    Loki shrugged and held up the raccoon “so, my little friend you hungry?” He asked the raccoon. The raccoon made a weak, agreeing chittering noise. Loki knelt and put the raccoon down and took the backpack He wore and placed on the ground and opened it. “Ok, uh…well you need a name.” Loki stroked His chin for a moment while studying His new friend. “Ah! Liam! You definitely look like a Liam to me!” The raccoon made a cheerful chittering noise and climbed into the backpack. “Good.” Loki said contently as He slid the backpack back over His shoulder. The night was cold, and the snowfall that had started, became heavier. The cold did not bother Loki much, but He was more worried about His new little friend, so He hurried on to find a safe place away from prying eyes so that He could return home. He eventually settled on a nearby public restroom. Loki darted inside and surveyed the small structure and finally slid into a stall and closed the door. Loki pulled the backpack around in front of Him and held it close to His chest “ok Liam, ready to meet your new family?” He said giddily. Loki and Liam disappeared in a puff of colorful smoke leaving behind a spray of glittery particles. 

    Loki and Liam arrived in Asgard, and Loki was greeted by the smiling face of one of His wives, Sigyn. She was beautifully dressed in a white and light pink dress, Her long dark hair was braided and set with a delicate white ribbon and Her bangs framed Her slender face just so, that it hid the sides of Her face. Her dark eyes glowed with both relief and concern. “Loki!” She exclaimed “You’ve finally returned, I was worried when You suddenly vanished without notice.” Loki smiled and walked over to Sigyn and planted a gentle kiss on Her forehead, that made the worried Goddess let out a happy sigh. “Sorry Siggy, I had some business on Midgard again, actually I still do.” Loki explained. Sigyn noticed the backpack and raised an eyebrow, She pointed to the pack and as She did two little black ears popped up. “Loki, You brought another animal home, didn’t You?” Loki’s expression was an exaggerated offended one. He grinned “maybe I did.” He answered. Sigyn crossed Her arms and Her smile faded “You know how He gets when You bring animals home from Midgard. Do you remember the llama incident?” Loki snickered “aw come on! Jessi is a good little llama. It’s Thor’s fault that those mushrooms weren’t better stored.” He retorted. 

    Sigyn rubbed Her temple with one hand and shook Her head “I’m just worried about how…” Loki interrupted Her “You mean old One Eye? Ah, don’t worry about Him. I’m taking Liam to Angie.” Loki set the backpack down and the raccoon climbed out of it and sat at Sigyn’s feet, looking up at Her with big innocent eyes. Sigyn smiled and knelt to pet the raccoon. “He is cute though. What is his story?” She asked. Loki knelt as well “found the little guy raiding a bin out back behind a bar. Some guy was going to hit him with a bat, so I stepped in.” He explained. Sigyn reached into a nearby basket and took a shiny red apple and handed it to the hungry little creature. The raccoon took it quickly and began to hastily chew on the fruit. The pair watched as Liam devoured the apple leaving only a small part of the core. Sigyn stood “so, You still have business in Midgard, You said.” She asked. Loki stood and nodded “yeah, it’s getting closer to the human’s holidays and said humans are asking for more favors, more prayers.” Sigyn walked over and embraced Her beloved “You always have to help those in need, don’t you?” She said softly “if only everyone could see the good You do.” Loki returned the embrace “eh, no need for anyone to have to see, I do because I want to.” He said quietly with a sad smile. 

    They broke the embrace and Liam scampered over to Loki and climbed up the God’s leg and made its way to Loki’s shoulder and perched itself there. Loki smiled and patted His companion’s head and Sigyn giggled. “I better get over to Angie’s and drop my new buddy off.” Loki said. A booming voice echoed around Them “Loki! You have returned at last!” The booming voice belonged to none other than The God of Thunder Himself: Thor. Liam screeched fearfully and jumped from Loki’s shoulder and into Sigyn’s arms. Thor approached Loki and slapped Him on the back roughly but playfully nearly knocking Loki over. “Loki! You still owe Me a few drinks! Come, come to the Hall with Me!” Thor was a very large and burly god. His autumn hair was cropped short and smoothed back, His long beard was braided and had golden beads woven throughout it. His bright blue eyes shined with pride and confidence. He noticed Sigyn standing nearby and greeted Her loudly and cheerfully “Lady Sigyn! How nice to see You!” Sigyn bowed Her head a bit with a small smile. Loki looked up to His friend with an annoyed smile. “Thor, yeah…those drinks are gonna have to wait I…” Loki was interrupted by Thor “nonsense!” He bellowed as He scooped up Loki and flung Loki over His shoulder. Sigyn waved and laughed softly as She watched Thor lumber off with Loki slung over His shoulder. Liam chittered sadly as Sigyn cradled the little raccoon in Her arms. 

   “Hey, big guy, I really appreciate You wanting to drink with Me and all, but I really need to get going.” Loki argued. Thor let out a deep jolly laugh “Jol is round the corner and the humans…” Loki cut Thor off midsentence “Exactly! Jol, Yule, and even Christmas! The humans have been needing more help this year than ever!” Thor stopped and set Loki down and crossed His arms “This isn’t You trying to get out of what You owe?” Thor said gruffly. Loki brushed Himself off “No it’s not, I promise.” Loki answered without looking at the large god. Thor pondered a bit then answered “Very well Loki. Go, do what You need to.” Loki looked up at Thor thoroughly surprised by His answer. It was not every day the Thunder God would let others walk away when there was mead involved. “Wow really!?” Loki said in shock. Thor waved His hand “You have a point Loki. The humans have been struggling more than usual this year. Go now.” Loki smiled and nodded “Thanks buddy. I owe You double.” Loki saluted Thor with one finger, and He vanished in a colorful puff of smoke leaving Thor standing alone. 

    Loki reappeared in the same city He picked Liam the raccoon up. Loki looked around the dark and lonely streets. The sidewalks were covered with a blanket of snow and a light breeze began to stir. Loki decided He needed to blend in with the season and weather. He snapped His fingers and was dressed in a heavy brown leather, wool lined coat, thick heavy pants and some black boots that came up to His knees. His long ombre flame hair was tied in a low ponytail, and He wore a bright red and green festive wool beanie hat. He looked down at His bare hands. “Probably should do something about that…” He muttered to Himself. He shook His hands and some dark gloves appeared on both hands. He stuffed His hands into His coat pockets and felt something in them “what the fu…” He moved His hand and a little brown head popped up and looked up at Him. It was a squirrel! “Dee! What are you doing in there!?” Dee the squirrel squeaked happily and climbed from His pocket and sat on His shoulder. The squirrel pawed at Loki’s face. He patted Dee’s head with one finger. “Well, you can hang for a while, but I’ll have to take you back ok.” Dee’s head bobbed in agreement. 

    Loki chuckled and started walking down the sidewalk. He grumbled in disappointment at the dark and not-very-festive buildings and homes. Loki had been all over the world and even some of the smallest and poorest towns had some kind of life, some sort of festivity, even during the worst of times, but this place was devoid of it. He wondered what had made this town just give up on the approaching holidays. Some cars had passed Him and He passed some people, who all had the look of sadness and anxiety darkening their faces. A homeless man sitting on a corner, dressed in dirty clothing had stopped Him asking for some change. Loki stopped and reached into His pocket and tapped His fingers together and made a ten-dollar bill appear in His hand. He pulled it out and handed it to the man. The homeless man exclaimed happily. Loki smiled and nodded and continued to walk. He felt a hand on His shoulder and turned quickly. It was the homeless man “my boy I have something else to ask of you.” the man held something wrapped in a tattered gray blanket, Dee scampered into one of the pockets and hid. Loki cocked His head to the side “what do you want to ask?” the god said. The man held the blanket out to Loki “son, please take this little dog. I can’t take care of it anymore.” Loki was confused and took the tattered blanket into His arms. He looked down at it and heard a snort. “Does it belong to you, old man?” Loki asked. The man shook his head “no, I found it a few days ago wandering around alone.” Loki shrugged and agreed to take the animal. The man looked happy and went back to his corner and waved to Loki. 

    Loki started walking again, He moved a part of the blanket and revealed a small pushed in face and big dark eyes staring back at Him. Dee had climbed from the pocket and was perched on Loki’s shoulder. “Well Dee, looks like we have a new member of the family now!” Loki said smiling. He stopped and knelt and placed the dog on the ground. The little black dog slowly shambled out of the blanket and turned and sat staring up at Loki. He recognized the pushed in face and smiled “well, it’s another pug!” He said happily. The little pug was pure black, and the tail curled but seemed a tad limp, its ears drooped as if it were sad. Loki gave the little pug some scratches behind its ears. He noticed a purple and white tie-dye collar around the pug’s neck, and from the collar hung a heart shaped tag. Loki looked closer at the tag and the name “Charlie” was engraved on it. He turned the tag over but there was nothing else engraved on it. No other information. “Charlie, huh. You obviously belong to someone. Wonder who though.” Loki said to Himself. The wind picked up and Charlie tried to snuggle around Loki’s legs for warmth. “Yeah, I think it’s time to head home, for now.” “I can’t finish what I need to do with you and Dee hanging around.” Loki looked around and seen no one, He picked up Charlie, stood and vanished. 

    Loki, Dee, and Charlie arrived in Asgard, the sun had set and there was no one around except for whatever nocturnal creatures were stalking the night. Loki decided to head to Angrboda’s home in the Ironwood. Loki and His companions vanished once more. They arrived in front of Angrboda’s home. Her home was nestled inside a huge tree trunk, that blended in with its surroundings. Loki approached the door and it opened before He could knock. There in the doorway stood Angrboda. She greeted Loki and His furry companions and let them inside. She closed the door be them. Loki sat Charlie down and Dee scampered away. “Ah, Angie! My favorite, beautiful sorceress!” Angrboda pointed at Loki “Don’t go and try to flatter Me!” She said sternly. Loki put His hands up in playful surrender “I’m not, I swear, You really are My favorite sorceress!” He exclaimed. Angrboda shook her head “You really must do something about all these animals!” She exclaimed and motioned to the plethora of animals wandering around them. Loki smiled and knelt to pet a small turtle. “Aw, Angie they have no place to go.” Angrboda crossed Her arms and sighed “I don’t mind looking after them, but I am running out of room!” Loki looked up at a frustrated sorceress, He stood and walked over to the hearth. He stared into the fire pondering a way to help Angrboda and the animals. Charlie began to explore her surroundings; she sniffed the turtle and it popped inside its shell. She left it alone and continued to explore.   

    Charlie wandered down a hallway and sniffed at a door that was slightly ajar. Another nose sniffed back at her, and this made Charlie stagger back and growl. Another dog walked from the opening. A very tired looking basset hound. It walked slowly to Charlie and sniffed her, and Charlie sniffed back. They began to sniff each other. “Ah, Marley there you are!” Loki said happily as He walked down the hall towards the dogs. Loki scooped up Marley in His arms and held her. The hound gave Loki a dozen face licks and even accidently sticking her tongue up His nose. Loki laughed and set Marley down and the dog walked back over to Charlie. Loki smiled down at the pair “Ha, Charlie looks like you found a new friend!” He said cheerfully. Charlie snorted and started to walk away, and Marley followed her. He heard a commotion in another room and went to investigate. He was met with a most ridiculous sight, His son Fenrir and Angrboda were chasing a bright pink flamingo around the room. The flamingo was making such a sound that even Loki cringed. The wolf tried to get on top of the bird to try and hold it down, but the bird would kick and bite at Him. Angrboda held a rope in Her hands trying to tie the creature down. Loki laughed until tears had streamed down His cheeks. Fenrir stopped and looked at His father and growled. 

    Loki stopped laughing “So, uh You two need help?” He offered still grinning. Fenrir stomped His front paws, and a black smoke surrounded the wolf. When the smoke dissipated a tall and well-built young man with long dark hair and bright green eyes dressed in a tattered dark green robe was standing in place of the black wolf. Fenrir pointed and angrily shouted at His father “do something with that thing or I eat it!” Loki chuckled and walked over to His son and patted Fenrir’s shoulder “I got it, don’t worry.” Angrboda handed Loki the rope and He shook His head “don’t need it.” “Janie! Oh Janie! Come here.” He cooed sweetly at the bird. Angrboda crossed Her arms and was angry at the mess in Her home. The flamingo looked up at Loki and walked over to Him and nuzzled Him under His chin. Loki grinned mischievously at His family “see didn’t need the rope.” Fenrir rolled His eyes and took a seat on a nearby stool. The bird followed Loki around the home. Angrboda sat in a chair and had a stern look on Her face. Charlie and Marley came trotting into the room and sat at Angrboda’s feet. She stared down at the little black pug and sighed “I suppose you are staying here with us then?” The pug snorted and laid down. Marley slowly walked over to Fenrir and plopped down at His feet. Loki took the flamingo into a back room and got the bird settled down. 

    He came out from the room and returned to His wife and son. Angrboda spoke first “Loki, I’m serious about the animals, I am out of room.” Loki sighed “I know I know; I just don’t know what to do yet.” He said sadly taking a seat on the floor. Charlie got up and walked over to Loki and made herself comfy in His lap. Loki petted her as He pondered what to do. Loki looked down at Charlie and sighed again. Fenrir noted the collar on the pug “well she belongs to someone.” Loki looked up to His son and Fenrir continued “don’t humans usually put collars on animals they own, especially dogs.” Loki nodded “they do, usually.” Loki paused a moment “Charlie, are you looking for your human?” The pug looked up at Loki and barked. “You want to go home, don’t you?” Loki asked and the pug stood up and began to pull on His pant leg. Fenrir nodded “yep looks like the dog wants to go home.” Angrboda smiled “Loki, why don’t you take her home?” Loki nodded “yeah, I could, if I knew who her humans were.” “What do you mean?” She asked, “Some old guy gave her to Me, and he said she wasn’t his.” Loki explained.  

    “So, somebody abandoned her?” Fenrir asked. Loki shrugged “I’m not sure.” “Well one thing is for sure Charlie has a home somewhere. Her humans probably miss her.” Angrboda said as She stood. Loki moved Charlie off His lap and stood up and scratched the back of His head “yeah, You’re probably right Angie.”. “Aren’t the human’s winter holidays coming up? Christmas or something? The humans are always busy this time of year.” Fenrir added. “Yeah, You’re right Fen. I bet her family is worried sick about her.” Loki said as He scooped little Charlie up “well I guess it is time to get you home.” The pug snorted happily in His arms. Loki and Charlie vanished in a puff of smoke. Angrboda and Fenrir looked at one another and both mother and son shook their heads. Loki and Charlie reappeared in the same gloomy town He found her. He dawned His winter clothing disguise and began to make His way back to the corner where He found the old man. When they reached there the old man was gone, all that was left was some litter. “Dang it.” Loki said. The sun was just rising and peeking past some buildings. Loki walked further until He reached a park. There were some people strolling around the park and some children playing in the snow. He approached an adult couple who were standing near a large tree “Hiya, do either of you know if anyone is missing a dog?” Loki asked them. The couple turned their attention to Loki, both men shrugged, Loki looked disappointed. Seeing this the shorter man, wearing a gold sweater spoke up “Eh, I haven’t seen any posters put up. Have you James?” The man he called James was taller of the two and was wearing a denim jacket and a white turtleneck and a red and gold scarf that hung loosely around his neck. “Nah, haven’t seen or heard anything. Sorry.” Loki sighed and started to walk away when the shorter man spoke “That dog though, was it with an old homeless dude?” Loki stopped and turned around quickly “Yes! He gave me Charlie because he was unable to take care of her.” 

    James snapped his fingers as if he remembered something “Oh, yeah! That’s old man Walter!” Loki was now full of hope “Old man Walter?” Loki asked. James nodded “yeah, Walter always hangs around the grocery on 10th street right Mark?” James said looking to his partner. Mark nodded “yeah, he’s usually down there around this time, the manager is one of the few kind people around here, she gives Walter whatever food they’re about to toss out.” Loki was excited about this new information; He thanked the couple for their help and dashed off looking for the grocer on 10th street. James looked at his partner “Uh, you think we should have given that guy directions?” he asked. Mark shrugged “he looked like he was in a hurry. I’m sure he’ll find it.” 

    Loki wandered around the small town looking for any sign that had “10th Street” on it and was getting hopelessly lost. He held Charlie close to Him as he continued to wander “Ugh, how is such a small town so big?” He asked looking down at Charlie, she snorted happily and tried to wiggle herself out of His arms. Loki stopped “hey! What are you doing Charlie!” He exclaimed. Charlie was eager to free herself. Loki figured maybe she just needed some exercise, so He put her on the ground and Charlie dashed off. This had caught Loki off guard, and He ran off after her. “Charlie! Come back!” Loki yelled after the excited pug. Charlie made a sudden stop and when Loki caught up to her, He nearly tripped over her. He followed Charlie’s gaze to what looked like a small grocery store. Loki looked up at the sign and it read “10th Street Greene Grocer” Loki picked up Charlie and hugged her “Charlie! You are an amazing little dog!” Charlie yipped and snorted happily and licked Loki’s face. Loki peered into the large, decorated window and spotted an old man talking to a younger man, who looked annoyed. 

    Loki decided to go inside. A bell rang as Loki entered the small store. The young man looked in Loki’s direction and scowled and pointed at Him “Oh no! No, out! Get out! No filthy dogs allowed!” the man shouted. Loki looked down at Charlie and shrugged “I’m just looking for a guy named Walter.” The young man shook his head I don’t care if you’re looking for the president, get that mangy thing out of here!” The young man worked there; he wore a light blue shirt under a white apron that had the shop’s name printed on front, blue pants and a white cap with the shop logo on it. “Oh, come now Ralphie, leave the boy alone.” The old man spoke up. Loki snickered “Ralphie?” “It’s Ralph!” he shouted. Other customers were now staring at the commotion surrounding Loki, Ralph, and Walter. Walter walked over to Loki and put his hand on the god’s shoulder. “Young man, what are you doing here?” Walter asked. As Loki began to answer a woman appeared from a nearby door, she looked angry. “Ralph! What did I tell you about harassing customers and Walter!?” “Get back to work!” Ralph went back to his duties grumbling. She was tall and slightly overweight. She had her dirty blond hair tied up into a bun that sat on top of her head, her light-colored button top had scant stains, and her dark jeans matched her sneakers. She walked with a limp and had a pair of crutches to help support her. She approached the trio as fast as she was able. 

    She smiled at Walter and Loki “I apologize for my employee’s behavior. Walter, you are welcome here anytime.” She looked to Loki and then to Charlie “And you are just here to speak to Walter?” she asked. Loki nodded “yes I just wanted to speak to him about this.” He said holding Charlie up. Charlie barked and the woman laughed. “Ah, yes I remember Charlie.” she said as she patted the pug’s head. “My name is Francine Greene, and I am owner of this small grocery.” She held out a hand to Loki, He shifted Charlie under His arm and shook Francine’s hand. Loki returned the smile “you can call me Red.” Francine nodded “so Red what do you need with Walter here?” she asked Loki turned to Walter “I just want to know where you found Charlie.” The old man scratched his beard pondering “Hmm, let’s see I believe I found her wandering around the old quarry.” Francine took a seat on some stacked up pallets nearby “say Walter if you found her near the quarry, maybe she was just dumped there.” she said frankly. Walter nodded in agreement “yes, yes you’re probably right Fanny.”  

   “Wait, you mean somebody abandoned her!” Loki exclaimed Francine spoke up “yes, that’s the most likely case. People in this town dump their unwanted pets and on some occasion children there.” “It is such a common occurrence that police check the quarry every day.” Loki’s mouth dropped “I mean ok, I know humans do a lot of messed up stuff. I see it all the time, but it’s that common here!?” Loki shook His head sadly. “Son, why are you back here with Charlie anyhow?” Walter asked Loki sighed “I can’t keep her, she wants her owners, so I’m looking for them.” Walter smiled “you’ve a good heart son, but she was at that quarry, chances are her owners no longer want her.” Francine stood up from the pallets “do you need any food for Charlie, Red?” she asked. Loki thought a moment and looked down at the happy face of His pug companion. “Well, I’m sure she’s hungry.” Francine called for Ralph, and he came over “Ralph, go tell Lenny to bring a small bag of kibble, would you please.”  Ralph grumbled as he went to go do as he was told. 

    Loki shoved His hand into His pocket and tapped His fingers together producing a few bills. As He went to pull out the money Francine stopped Him. “No, no, Red. The kibble is on the house.” Loki was caught off guard by her act of charity. Loki smiled “I had heard how you are one of the kindest people here.” Francine chuckled “well it is the Christmas season, and the world can do with more kindness.” Walter agreed. “Here ya are ma’am” a large man said from behind Francine. He stood there with a small bag of kibble in his hands. “Thank you, Lenny. You can give it over to our friend Red here.” she said motioning to Loki. Lenny brought the bag to Loki, and He took it and Lenny returned to his work. “Thanks again Francine, Walter. I’ll get Charlie here fed and then maybe check out the quarry.”  Loki said. “Well, alright, you be careful, ok hon.” Francine said smiling. Walter just nodded a wordless goodbye. Loki left the shop and went to look for a spot where He could feed Charlie. He walked past multiple shops, admiring the very few Christmas displays in the windows. He eventually found a small park with a single stone bench. It looked like a nice spot to stop and feed Charlie. He took a seat and sat Charlie down on the cold grass. He ripped open the bag of kibble and poured a small pile out for her. Charlie snorted happily as she started to gobble down the food. Loki was amused at the sounds she made while eating.  

    Loki looked around at His surroundings, for some reason this town gave off a strange vibe. Usually most human cities and towns were bustling with shoppers during this time of year. He knew many of His followers were celebrating either Christmas, Yule, Jol and even other holidays like Chanukah, or whatever else humans thought up. He had received so many prayers and cries for help and He would usually be able to pinpoint any followers or devotees, but there were none here. Charlie finished up her food and barked at Loki. Loki looked down at His companion and he smiled. “So, you’re finished huh?” Charlie ran in circles yelping and snorting happily. Loki got up from His seat and chased the pug around the small park. He was enjoying Himself, and Charlie seemed to be having fun too. 

    The two friends continued to play until a woman’s voice made Loki stop. “Excuse me, excuse me!” Loki turned His attention to the voice. A young woman dressed in a fancy looking pantsuit and holding an equally expensive purse. She dawned a white fur coat, she had long blonde hair that was tied in a high ponytail. She wore bright red lipstick. Her eyes were a cold ice blue. Loki answered her “do you need something?” The woman walked over to Loki and Charlie darted behind Loki’s legs and hid. “That dog you have there, she belongs to my husband.” Loki raised an eyebrow; He was highly suspicious of her. “Belongs to your husband?” He said with a hint doubt. The woman nodded “yes! We have been looking for Charlie all over!” she exclaimed excitedly. Loki looked down at Charlie who was still hiding behind His legs. “Where’s your husband?” The woman chuckled “I’m sorry I should have introduced myself first. My name is Anna Knightly, wife to Keith Knightly.” Loki shrugged “I have no idea who that is.” Loki said flatly. He could tell she was artificial, nothing about her was sincere. The woman gasped in shock “You do not know who Keith Knightly is!? He is the richest man in this town! His family built this town!” she exclaimed.  

    Loki shrugged “doesn’t look like the residents are so happy here.” He said flatly. Anna wrinkled her nose. “Well anyway, please hand over Charlie.” she said. Loki shook His head “yeah, I don’t think so. If your hubby were here, then I might consider handing her over.” Loki responded. Loki picked up Charlie. “Charlie, do you want to go home this Mrs. Knightly?” He asked the pug. Charlie growled and barked at Anna. Loki looked back to Anna and said “guess that’s a no.” “Surely you are joking. It’s a dog.” Anna said annoyed. Loki’s face darkened “she’s not an “it”. Her name is Charlie.” Anna was becoming angry now “listen, I don’t know what lowlife, nobody you are but you are speaking to someone with worth. Now give me the damn dog!” she ordered. “No…” Loki said sternly. Anna took out her cell phone and started to tap numbers. Faster that a flickering flame, Loki rushed past her and took her phone from her hand. Anna was dumbfounded at what just happened. Loki held up her phone “you’re not calling anyone.” He turned and threw her phone. Anna screamed as she ran for it. “I’ll sue you for this!” Loki chuckled as he watched the woman disappear. Loki had a bad feeling about her. He held Charlie close to Him and they vanished in a puff of smoke. 

    Loki and Charlie returned to Asgard. It seemed that even His fellow Gods were feeling festive. The buildings and many trees were dressed for the holiday. The Gods only started to adopt these more human traditions several hundred years ago. The humans that would arrive wanted to carry on the traditions they had in life. Loki smiled at all the décor as He made His way to the main Hall. There was the usual feast that would happen after all the warriors finished their fighting. Loki entered the Hall: Valhalla. He was looking for a fellow God He knew would be more than happy to watch over Charlie while He investigated the Knightlys. He navigated the raucous warriors and made His way to the main table where His brother sat. He seen that the seats on both sides of Him were empty. “Loki, what brings You to Valhalla?” A voice spoke, it belonged to Odin. The stern looking old man caught the sight of the little black pug in Loki’s arms. Odin chuckled and stroked His beard. “Bringing another pug to Asgard?” All-Father asked. Odin noticed something odd about the pug “this little one is still very much alive. Why have You violated our agreement?” He said in a low voice. “I assure You that she is not staying. I just need to speak to Freyr, where is He?” Odin narrowed His one eye at Loki. “This better had not be one of Your pranks.” He grumbled; Loki laughed “I promise. I’m looking for her owners and I just want Freyr to watch her while I do a little snooping.” Odin was still suspicious of Loki. Loki was only allowed to bring pugs that were deceased to the Hall that was built for them, Pughalla. No more live animals from Midgard as pets. 

    Of course, Odin was mostly unaware of the other animals that Loki had hid with Sigyn and Angrboda. If Odin did find out, surely there would be trouble. Not just for Him but the rest of His family. Odin nodded “hmm, very well. But Freyr is not here now.” He said stroking His beard. Loki raised an eyebrow “I believe He has gone to visit His kin in Vanaheim.” Odin continued. Loki sighed “great…” He looked down at Charlie. Odin spoke once more “Why not leave the little one in the care of Lady Sigyn? Surely, She would care for her.” Loki shrugged “I already ask enough of Her.” Loki said quietly. “What of Thor and Sif?” Odin suggested. Loki looked up at His brother “Thor? That giant oaf?” Loki scoffed. Odin frowned and crossed His arms. Loki chuckled “Ok, ok, Sif though. Thor is getting a little too drunk for me to trust Him.” Loki said pointing to a celebrating Thor, Odin nodded. “Very well, leave the dog in Sif’s care. You have two days to finish what You need to do.” Loki nodded and headed for the Hall’s exit. 

    Loki passed and even had to dodge some of the reveling warriors as He made His way to the exit. A part of Him wanted to stay and watch them make fools of themselves, Thor too but He had more important things to do. He left the Hall and went to find Sif. It was not too long after He came across Sif. She was perched up on a high wall, She was taking in the view Idun’s orchard. Loki shouted up to Sif “hey! Goldie!” Sif looked down at Loki in shock “Oh, Loki? What do You want?” She replied. Loki smiled “I need to ask a favor of You.” Sif nodded “Ok, but do You mind helping me down from here?” She asked. Loki sat Charlie down and the pug took a seat near the wall. Loki raised His arms “ok Goldie, jump!” He shouted. Sif nodded and hopped from the wall and down into Loki’s arms. Loki caught Her and held Her for a moment. Sif cleared Her throat “mind setting Me down Loki?” He grinned “that new hair really does look better on You?” Sif rolled Her eyes “Let Me down Loki, please.” She asked again. “Oh, fine then.” He said as He put Sif down. Sif fixed Her sky-blue dress and Her long golden locks. “What favor do You need, Loki?” Loki moved past Sif and picked up Charlie “I need You to look after Charlie for Me. Just for a day or so.”  

    Sif smiled and petted Charlie “Oh, another little pug!” She said happily “I bet Asbjorn, will be happy to have a friend!” Loki was so happy to hear Sif agree to watch Charlie for a while. He handed Charlie over to Sif and the pug made a sad whimper. Loki and Sif looked to each other, and Loki’s face was darkened with worry and a hint of sadness. He wouldn’t have His little companion with Him. Sif cradled the pug in Her arms “No worries, little one, you’ll have a friend to keep you company.” She cooed softly. Loki felt the worry melt away as He watched Charlie start to lick Sif’s face. “Looks like Charlie likes You.” He spoke. Sif giggled at the barrage of pug kisses. “I promise Loki, Charlie will be looked after. She and Asbjorn will get along fine.” Loki nodded and turned to walk away “give Asbjorn a kiss for Me.” He said as He left. “I’m glad Siggy, gave Asbjorn to Sif.” “I kind of miss him though, maybe I’ll pop in later to see him.” Loki was lost in thought when He bumped into someone. “Aw, shit. Sorr…” He looked up and saw that He had bumped into Njord. 

    “Loki! Just who I was looking for!” He exclaimed. Loki backed up “why would you be looking for Me?” Loki said with suspicion. Njord, clearly drunk exclaimed “I heard You keep an octopussss that has shpots!” Loki nodded “yeah…why?” Loki thought for a second then answered, “wait how did You know about the octopus?” “Thor told Me about how the two of You caught the octopusss, and You cried that it was so beautifuuuul, and You-You…” Njord paused for a short moment. “Kissed it!” Loki facepalmed. “Dammit Thor, You bozo! I knew I shouldn’t have gone fishing with Him.” Loki sighed “ok yes, I kissed the octopus. I need to get going.” Njord slurred again “I want to meet this octopus Loki!” Loki shook His head “I’ll introduce You to it when I get back.” He spoke. Loki pushed past Njord, but the god grabbed Him by the wrist “please, tell me, what is the creature’s name?” Loki did everything He could to keep from bursting with laughter “Jaime, the octopus’s name is Jaime.” Njord let go of Loki and had a melancholic look on His face “Jamie…” Njord whispered “Such a beautiful human name!” It came out slurred and Loki pulled His wrist away. Njord then collapsed face down on the grass. Loki burst out in laughter. “Oh, man. Wait till everyone hears about this,” He said to Himself laughing as He vanished. 

     Loki appeared again in the same town. He looked around “Where would the richest people live around here?” He wondered to Himself. He started off walking. The sun was just starting to set, and the snowfall was heavy. He did not see anyone around, He just walked. He had no idea where He was going. He came upon a small church, there was a woman standing outside pounding on the doors. “Please! Please! My son and I have nowhere to go!” Loki could see the woman was holding a bundle in her arms. Against the nagging in His head, He went over to see what was going on. “Hey, uh you, ok?” He said to the woman. The woman turned to Him with tears streaming down her cheeks “I have no home and my son needs a warm place and food.” she said franticly “please will you help me?” Loki was so saddened by how most humans treat other humans. Loki sighed and turned from the woman; He could hear her sobs. He snapped His fingers and produced a piece of paper with an address written on it. He turned to face the woman again and handed her the paper. “The person here will help you out, she’s a friend of mine. Tell her that “Red” sent you.” The woman looked at Loki in shock “She’ll honestly help me and my son?” Loki nodded “I know she will, she’s a good person.” The women thanked Loki and hurried away. 

    Loki heard someone clear their throat and He spun around. He was shocked to find His fellow God Tyr standing behind Him. He was dressed in modern clothing. Dawning a heavy denim jacket, dark snow pants and boots. He wore a hooded sweater under the jacket. “You know what Lord Odin has said about creating money…Loki” Loki grinned a wide toothy grin “Hey there T, what brings You here to Midgard?” He asked. Tyr narrowed His dark eyes “preforming my duties, what else would I be doing here.” Loki shrugged “I dunno, maybe You wanted a snack from the corner store?” Tyr sighed “You are such a fool. Someone here called out to Me for help.” Loki raised an eyebrow “there are people who worship Us here?” He asked. Tyr nodded “Yes, few. They keep quite out of fear.” Loki thought for a moment, then spoke. “Say T, mind helping Me with something?” Tyr grew suspicious “I promise its nothing bad. You’re good at finding out who is lying and who’s telling the truth, right? Tyr nodded. “So, I need Your help to find out if this Anna Knightly is telling the truth.” Tyr looked confused “Anna Knightly?” He asked. Loki laughed “Come on T, I’ll tell You everything.” As Loki took Tyr by the arm and led Him away. 

   Tyr broke free of Loki’s grip. Loki stopped and turned to Tyr, Who was now aggravated with Loki. “Tell me what is going on!?” Tyr demanded. Loki sighed “alight, fine…” Loki explained to Tyr about Charlie, Walter, and the woman named Anna Knightly. The god pondered as He stroked His chin. “Very well, I shall help You, but in exchange I would like Your assistance on another matter.” Tyr said. Loki chuckled “You, need my assistance?” Tyr grumbled “ok, ok, deal.” Loki agreed. “So where do We find Your Anna, Loki?” Tyr questioned. Loki looked around “actually I’m not entirely sure.” He answered. “You remarked that she was wealthy, and her husband’s family built this town, yes?” Loki nodded. “Well. This is a small city, perhaps on the highest hill, somewhere, they can look out over and down on others?” Tyr suggested. Loki looked at Tyr “right, like it’s going to be that easy.” Loki scoffed. Tyr pointed to a tall building nearby “why not get a better view from there?” Loki made a goofy face and, in a flash, darted up to the top of the building. He reached the building’s roof and surveyed the area. In the distance He spied a lavish mansion nestled on the top of a hill, that sat on the outskirts of the small city. “Well shit. Tyr, You’re right!” Loki exclaimed. Tyr shook His head. 

    Loki and Tyr arrived at the mansion gates. The lights were on, and They could see the silhouettes of many people. “Looks like a party.” Loki said quietly. Tyr stayed silent. Loki climbed the gate; He was on the other side when He lost His grip on the wet bars and fell with a thud. Tyr laughed at the ridiculous sight of Loki lying face down in the snow. Loki got up and brushed Himself off, while cursing at His divine companion. Tyr then climbed the gate and joined Loki. “Come on, Tyr.” Loki whispered as the two Gods headed for the doors. Tyr stopped Loki “just going in through the front door?” Tyr asked. “Why, not?” Loki said. “I doubt We’d be welcomed as We are.” Tyr said flatly. “Eh, I guess, You’re right.” The Gods heard footsteps approaching and darted into some nearby bushes. A few of drunken party goers passed by laughing and staggering. The group stopped a few feet from the bush. 

    Loki and Tyr overheard their conversation. “Hey, did…did, you hear how Ann and Keith lost that ugly dog?” one of them said. “Oh yeah, something about it being worth a ton of cash.” a second voice said. “You mean that ugly thing is worth money? ” a third voice a said. “Yeah, yeah, I heard it belonged to Keith’s uncle. He left his…whoooole fortune to it.” the first voice said. “Oh shit, that would piss me off.” the third voice said while laughing. “If, if, if I was them, I’d off the thing.” a fourth voice said. The group stumbled off together away from the bush. After they were out of sight Loki and Tyr slipped out from the bush. Both Gods were silent for a few moments and looked at each other. “Human greed.” Tyr said quietly. “I knew something was off. Charlie was terrified of her.” Loki said. “Should We split up?” Tyr nodded “Yes, but I have no doubts that this Anna has no good intentions for your dog.” The Gods split up. They both went looking for Anna.  

    Loki went around the house and saw an open window, not wanting to be seen He took the form of a red cardinal and flew to the window and sat on the windowsill. He witnessed a lavish Christmas party. People dressed fancy, music playing, tables of food and drink. Elaborate decorations adorned the walls and an exquisitely dressed Christmas tree stood in the center of the room. Loki watched from His perch, searching for any sign of Anna. Tyr had slipped in through a door around the back that was left open by one of the mansion’s help. Tyr was listening to the conversations around Him hoping to pick up on any information on Anna. Meanwhile Loki took the form of a fly and buzzed His way down to the party.   

      He flew past dancing couples and drunken revelers and landed on the head of a bartender serving drinks. Loki overheard two women chatting with each other “Did you hear? Mrs. Knightly has been on edge lately.” a woman in a red dress said. “Yes, over a dog or something.” said a woman in a white pantsuit. Loki listened closely to the women “Yes, a very prized pug, I heard” “I heard it was worth a fortune!” “I believe the dog was an inheritance.” “Yes, but the animal is the only one with the right to it.” “Oh my, how embarrassing it must be!” “I heard an odd rumor that the dog was found by an old man!” “Oh, no Anna told me that some degenerate with red hair stole the dog.” Loki had heard enough gossip and buzzed away. Tyr slipped into the kitchen and dawned a server’s disguise. He overheard a cook complaining about Anna’s fussiness. “Take this to Mrs. Knightly’s room!” a voice from behind made Tyr jolt. He turned and another cook shoved a covered platter into His hands “hurry now!” “Mrs. Knightly is in a mood tonight, don’t dally.” Tyr awkwardly took the platter and walked out of the kitchen. Loki spotted Tyr in His disguise and landed on Tyr’s shoulder. “Looking snazzy as a butler T.” Loki said snickering. Tyr grumbled “quiet You fool!” “Me? You’re the one talking to a fly.” Loki snickered again.  

    “So, uh Tyr, where are You going?” Loki asked, “to find Your Anna Knightly.” Tyr responded, “You know where she is!” Loki said bouncing on His little fly legs. “No, but I was told to take this to her.” Tyr said holding the platter up. A passing server stopped Tyr and asked, “you look a little lost?” Tyr nodded and answered them “yes, I am new here and have been told to take this to Mrs. Knightly.” The server smiled “ah, one of the new guys. Ok, her room is up those stairs, turn right and down the hallway and her private room is at the very end.” Tyr bowed His head and thanked the server. “Come on! Come on!” Loki said excitedly. Tyr followed the server’s instruction and went up the stairs and made His way to Anna’s private room. Loki buzzed erratically around Tyr’s head, which annoyed the God. Tyr knocked on the door, a woman’s voice called out “who is it?” “I’m here with your food ma’am.” He replied. “Oh, then come in.” Tyr pushed open the door and entered. Anna was sitting in a large chair scrolling through her phone. Frustration shadowed her face. “You can leave it there.” she said pointing to a small table next to her, without looking up from her phone. Tyr placed the platter on the table.  

    “Mrs. You look troubled, is there something I can help with?” Tyr offered in His most sympathetic voice. Loki buzzed even louder around Tyr’s head, and Tyr tried to swat Loki away. Anna looked up from her phone “if you can find that damned dog!” she shouted at Tyr. Loki landed back on Tyr’s shoulder. Tyr decided to try and get her to talk more. “Oh, I had heard you lost a pet.” Tyr said. “It must be terrible to lose a family pet.” Anna scoffed “that ugly little dog is not a pet.” Tyr cocked His head to the side “not, a pet?” Anna stood up and started to pace the room “no! That dog is worth millions!” “I need to find that damned dog before Keith comes home!” Tyr raised an eyebrow “Oh, right Mr. Knightly is away.” Anna stopped “if you happen to see that little thing bring it to me.” “I was supposed to have got rid of it, ma…” Tyr interrupted her “make it look natural?” “Make it seem as if the dog died of natural causes?” Anna looked at Tyr in shock “how…?” Loki appeared in a colorful puff of smoke. “You were gonna kill Charlie! So, you could get the money her owner left!” Loki exclaimed angrily. Anna screamed and fell to the floor. “What…what are you!” Tyr knelt to Anna and looked in her eyes. He spoke “You and your husband were going to kill the dog.” He stood “Normally I would not interfere, but this is an injustice, not only against the dog but the man who passed and left instructions, a will.” Loki was pleasantly surprised at Tyr.  

    “Loki, You may do as You wish with the dog, it is no longer theirs. So, I decree as a God of Justice.” Tyr said without looking at Loki. Anna was a crying mess on the floor. Tyr vanished in a flash of light. Loki walked over to Anna “my, it’s not everyday someone like you gets a visit from Tyr, in person!” He said looking down at her. “Well, I gotta go! Merry Christmas!” Loki said as He vanished leaving a hysterical Anna on the floor. Loki made it back to Asgard and the holiday was in full swing. Loki navigated the celebrating residents and made His way to Thor’s Hall. He found Sif sitting in the center with Charlie on Her lap. Charile saw Loki and hopped off Sif’s lap and bee lined to Loki. Loki knelt to greet the pug and she jumped into Loki’s arms. Charlie bombarded Him with face licks galore. Sif walked over to greet Loki. “Nice of You to return.” She said with a tease. Loki looked up at Sif and smiled. He put Charlie down and stood. “Yeah, took a little longer than expected.” He spoke. Sif nodded “So are you taking Charlie back to her owners?” She asked. Loki shook His head sadly “no, it turned out her owners are horrible people.” 

    Sif sighed sadly “now what?” “Will you watch Charlie a little longer for me?” He asked, Sif smiled sweetly “My pleasure, I like Charlie.” Loki patted Sif’s head “thanks Goldie.” She pushed His hand away “I’m not a child!” Loki smirked “I know, You’re just short!” and He vanished. Sif shook Her head “really?”. Loki appeared in front of Angrboda’s home. The door was open, which raised suspicions, so Loki hurried inside. “Angie?” “Hello?” Then Loki heard a voice call back to Him “We need Your help Loki!” It was Sigyn! Loki rushed in the direction of Her voice. When He reached it, He was met with a most entertaining sight. A drunken Njord was curled up on the floor in front of a large glass tank, bawling. Loki looked confused “What’s going on? Why is Njord here? Crying?” Angrboda gave the sea god a kick in the rear “He showed up here, saying You were going to show Him “Jamie the most beautiful octopus”?” Loki laughed “Oh! Yeah, but that was when I came back.” Loki knelt to the bawling god “Hey Njord, buddy. Get up, time to go.” Loki urged gently. “NO! I MUST SEE IT!” He cried out. Loki scratched the back of His head “Buddy, if You don’t leave, I’m not responsible for what Angie is about to do.” Njord lifted His head “then sh-sh-show Me that beautiful octopus!” He said sniffling.  

    Loki pointed at the glass tank “Jaime is in there but looks like they’re hiding right now.” Njord managed to sit up and looked at the tank. Disappointment washed over His drunken face “not there?” Two Jellyfish floated up to the glass. Njord staggered to His feet “Wait! These are even more beautiful than, than…” Njord pressed His face against the glass. The Jellyfish continued to float without moving from their spot. Loki pulled Njord away from the glass “Yes! Jessi and Teri are the most beautiful jellyfish, You have ever seen!” Loki said stifling a laugh. Loki began to walk Njord out of the room and the drunken god went on about the jellyfish. Angrboda followed them out. Loki and Njord reached the doorway of Angrboda’s home. The witch pointed at the door “out!” and a black and purple whirlpool of energy appeared where the door was. “Ok, buddy back to Your hall.” Loki said as He let go of Njord and He staggered drunkenly into the swirling whirlpool and vanished. 

    Sigyn walked into the room holding Liam the raccoon. “So, did You send Njord home?” She asked. Loki nodded. He turned to Angrboda and grinned goofily. The giantess crossed Her arms “So how did the search go?” She asked. Sigyn took a seat at a small table. Loki told the women all about Charlie’s owners, Tyr’s assistance, and His new plan. “So, I’m thinking of finding Charlie a new home!” Both women agreed “I think that’s for the best.” Sigyn said, petting Liam. “Where are you going to take Charlie?” Angrboda asked. Loki pondered for a moment, then snapped His fingers. “I know just who to leave Charlie with!” He exclaimed. He blew kisses to both His loves and vanished leaving the two wives shaking Their heads. Loki reappeared outside Thor’s Hall. He hurried in and found Sif and Her son Ullr caring for Charlie. “Such a strange animal, it looks like a cross between a dog and a pig!” Ullr said jollily Sif laughed as Charlie barked and pawed at Her son. Sif saw Loki approaching and stood. “Loki is everything alright?” the Goddess asked. “Yes, I am going to take Charlie and find her a new home.” He spoke. Ullr walked over to the pair holding Charlie in His arms. “This little thing has spunk! I like her!” He declared happily. Ullr handed Charlie over to Loki. Charlie was happy to be back with her savior and was happily snorting and grunting and wiggling in His arms. 

    “Ok, ok.” Loki said as He tried to calm her down. Sif and Ullr laughed at the pair. “Well, I’m going to take Charlie now, see You both later.” Loki left the hall. He was outside getting ready to leave when He heard a voice bellow from behind “Loki!” He knew who it was and sighed. “Loki! Have You finished Your errands on Midgard!?” Loki turned around to face Thor. “Not quite.” He said looking up at the Thunder God. Thor stared down at Loki and Charlie “Another little pug?” He asked. Loki nodded “Yes I’m taking her back now.” Thor chuckled heartily “very well. Hurry back though. We have feasting to do!” He said patting Loki’s shoulder and walking away. “Oh, good. I better scuttle outta here before I get stopped again.” and with that last thought Loki and Charlie vanished. The pair appeared in front of a small white house; it had a chain-link fence surrounding the property. The yard was mostly barren except for some weeds, and a withered tree that had not seen care in years. The little house had a few decorations, lights and some garland. He walked through the front yard and stood at the door. He looked down at Charlie “Well little one, there is someone here that could really use your help.” Charlie made a questioning grunting noise. Loki laughed “Don’t worry.” “You will get the love you need, the care too.” Loki put Charlie down and snapped His fingers. The purple tie-dye collar vanished and was replaced with a bright red one. Loki stroked His chin “somethings missing…ah!” He snapped His fingers again and produced a red ribbon. He knelt and tied the ribbon around Charlie’s new collar and made a big bow. “There, perfect!”.  

    Loki patted Charlie one last time. “Well, this is where we part ways, my friend.”. As Loki went to leave the door opened. Loki froze, a young man in a wheelchair was sitting at the doorway “I’m sorry did you need something?” he asked. “Shit!” “I took to damn long!” before Loki could answer Charlie barked and snorted happily at the young man. “Oh. Hey there! Where did you come from?” he asked picking her up. The young man turned his attention back to Loki, but the God was nowhere to be seen. “I could have sworn there was someone there.” he said. “Sweetie is there someone at the door?” a woman’s voice called to him. “No, mom just a little dog! A pug!” he exclaimed happily. Charlie was barking and licking her new companion. “Well, we can’t just leaver her out there, bring her in.” the man’s mother said. “This is my first Christmas without Winston…” the man said sadly. The mother intervened “yes, but now you have another pug who needs you. It won’t replace Winston but now you can give this little pug the love you gave Winston.” The man smiled up at his mother “you’re right. Instead of a Christmas angel…” he looked down at Charlie in his lap “a Christmas pug!” he said. Loki watched from atop a light pole in the form of a red cardinal. Charlie found a new loving home, with a human who would love and care for her. With that Loki vanished in a pop of colorful smoke.

So I want to say Happy Yule, Merry Christmas, God Jul! I hope you enjoyed this holiday story starring Loki. I know it’s not the greatest but I did promise Them I would get this done and posted before Christmas. I also want to thank some awesome people who lent me their names for some of the animals in this story! Thank you so much!

  • Jessica C. – Jessi the Jellyfish
  • Marlena A. – Marley the Basset Hound
  • Teri G. – Teri the Jellyfish
  • Janie A. – Janie the Flamingo
  • Jessi R. – Jessi the Llama
  • Liam B. – Liam the Raccoon
  • Dee. D – Dee the Squirrel
  • Jamie T. – Jaime the Octopus

Happy Pug

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My little button-nosed spud, with eyes like marbles, and curled little stub. 
You bring joy to all who meet you and greet them with your slobbering dew. 
Your excited little dancing makes me so happy. 
Your little feet always prancing. I love my little Happy and all your silly snorting.